You know, just so you can tell the difference.
You know what? I'm so fond of making up dialogue that I think I'm going to bold it if it's the real thing and it's not in blockquotes. All chapter titles are real indented blockquotes are really from the text. Second thing: The Midnight Sun playlist from Meyer's website. I'm just saying, I won't judge you if you won't judge me. "Flour," maybe, and I'm not even so sure about that. To expand on my previous metaphor, it's like I'm in my kitchen and there's that Twinkie sitting on the counter, and I know, I know, that not one single ingredient in that thing originated in nature. Breaking Dawn: Skip to the third section, and it's all shiny lulz from there.) I am sick, y'all. Eclipse: more so than New Moon, although I tend to skip the love triangle sections so as to not punch holes in the wall. Mostly because Bella trying to not-kill herself for two hundred pages or so infuriates me on behalf of the people who think this is a good book for young girls.
Twilight fills me with warm and fuzzy giggles. And guess what? They're not hiring for those anymore.Īnd yet. Novels of the nineteenth century: that is pretty much it. More to the point, perhaps: if Bella Swan hadn't met Edward, what was she planning to do with her life? I mean, what was she planning to do for a job? We're not even told enough about her interests to have any idea what career path she could have taken. The imprinting! The forced kissing! The STALKING, OH MY LORD, THE STALKING. The first thing I want to discuss is the fact that I cannot stop reading these books even though they fill me with feminist rage and horror. ("OMG THIS IS SO LONG!" Well, it's theoretically the last Twilight book she is/was going to write, and the length makes up for not doing a Twilight chapter breakdown in the first place. Anyway, for better or worse, Stephenie Meyer has posted the first half of Midnight Sun on her website, for free, and I said I'd recap it once it was legally available, and now it is, so here we are. The migraines are chagrining my recapping mojo, you guys. So it took a lot longer than I thought it would.